Uh. Ahhh (squeaking, stretching lycra sounds).EEEE. There! I’ve fit into my new skin! Hope you like it; I needed a burst of color injected into my listless self. I wish I could color my winter white skin as easily; my husband thinks I’m the whitest white woman alive; one time when I went to give blood (okay, I know I’m long overdue…they’ve even quit calling) he said incredulously, “You can do that? You have some?” ha freakin’ ha.

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