Oh the cute little Scouts
Who call me so sweetly
And sell me those cookies
that fatten me discretely.

How I love the thin mints
and the samoas, I do
But now I’ve discovered
the double chocolate ones too!

Double chocolate for breakfast
dipped in milk, oh yumm
and for lunch and for dinner
It all shows in my “bumm”!

So darned be those Girl Scouts
who made me so fat
But I love those cookies
and that is that.

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